Alistair: You have got to teach me how to do that!
Fenris: Do what?
Alistair: That tortured look, with the puppy eyes.
Fenris: There are no puppy eyes.
Alistair: There are too many dogs in Ferelden to not know a set of puppy eyes when you see them.
Fenris: There are no puppy eyes.
Alistair: So you won't teach me, then? Blast it!

Конечно, кусочки из второй части узнаваемы, но все равно оно веселое.

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