текстI don't do crack, I've never seen cocaine
And fortunately I rarely pop an Aspirin when in pain
'Cause I wanna be - of alcohol or any drug at all - completely free
But I self-medicate with tea
(doot-da-doot-doot)
I know just where to go to get my fix:
The beverage aisle
At Starbucks, I confess, I get my kicks
I'm not in denial
My oolong heals
Your dealer deals for quite a hefty fee
So I self-medicate with tea
(doo-da-loo-doo)
It's not that I'm not miserable as any old drunk
My life is no more bearable than any old junkie
I'd jump out a window
Suicide's a sin though
I've found another way
There's no amount I wouldn't pay
To overdose on Earl Grey
Or English Breakfast
When I'm hopped up on caffeinated Chai
I'm feeling the buzz
And when you asked if I liked to get high
I already was
It's black or green or in-between
Sometimes it looks like weed
But my self-medicating
Improves my mental stating
I don't need to go to rehab
Or to set up a meth lab
I may be a cynic
But the Betty Ford clinic
Isn't ever gonna break me from my habit of choice
It's my opium, my Xanax and it's good for my voice
I hope you comprehend my reasoning
Twinings, Liptons, even Celestial Seasonings
Keep your marijuana
I got my own remedy
I self-self-medicate with tea
Boom
It's chamomile
YeahтекстMuffin you’re a mouse in a big house
Playin’ in your cage gonna be a big rat some day
You got cake on yo’ face
You big disgrace
Drippin’ your tea all over the place
TEA WILL TEA WILL ROCK YOU
TEA WILL TEA WILL ROCK YOU
Crumpet you’re a young rat small rat
Shoutin’ in the street gonna wreck yo' first tea par-tay
You got cake on yo’ face
You big disgrace
Wavin’ your tail all over the place
TEA WILL TEA WILL ROCK YOU
TEA WILL TEA WILL ROCK YOU
Ratty you’re a big rat smart rat
Scratchin’ with your claws gonna spread you some Plague some day
Come on get on the stage
Let out yo' rage
Nobody gonna put you back into your cage
TEA WILL TEA WILL ROCK YOU
TEA WILL TEA WILL ROCK YOU
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Emilie Autumn,
I like my coffee black just like my metal ©
