По мне, так это лишний повод его любить и уважать (: Умеет человек стебаться (:
Oh the Moon was full and the color of blood
The night werewolves came to the vampire club
A wolf named Jake tried to show off
He walked up to Bella with his t-shirt off
Then he recognized a vampire from her school
He said something that was most uncool
"Hey pretty boy with the sparkly skin,
I'm gonna steal your girl 'cause I hate your kin!"
Fur was flying, capes were torn
Hell hath no furry like a Werewolf scorned.
The number one rule in this clan,
Slay the undead who invade your land.
Wolves were maimed,
Vampires were crushed by furry paws in a rush.
Bella Lugosi orders a blood and says,
"Who let these fools in my Vampire Club?"
Emmit chucked a werewolf over his head
Alice saw the future and pronounced him dead.
Jasper glittered all over the wall,
So they hung him from the celling for a disco ball.
There was so much angst after the fight,
Edward and Bella broke up that night
While some wolves chowed down on a puddle of food.
That use to be some Rasta Vampire dude.
Fur was flying, capes were torn
Hell hath no furry like a Werewolf scorned.
The number one rule in this clan,
Slay the undead who invade your land.
Wolves were maimed,
Vampires were crushed by furry paws in a rush.
Old Max Schreck, orders as blood and says,
"Get zees scmucks out of my Vampire Club?"
Well it's hard to believe after all this dreck
Ed still hasn't bit his girlfirend's neck.
Though she begs and pleads and pleads and begs
But Bellla is still not living dead
The Cullen Clan is a peaceful bunch.
On human blood they refuse to munch
But a real vampire would have a hunch,
You never fall in love with your high school lunch!
Fur was flying, capes were torn
Hell hath no furry like a Werewolf scorned.
The number one rule in this clan,
Slay the undead who invade your land.
Wolves were maimed,
Vampires were crushed by furry paws in a rush.
Christopher Lee orders a blood and says,
"You better not sparkle in my vampire club"
Оригинал песни Vampire Club тут, если кому интересно (: