Про Фенриса и Андерса.

[Captain Awkward]

Эли подала мне эту песню в качестве аналога к одной взаимной ненависти, а мой мозг адаптировал ее на другую. И пофиг, что в игру я не играл, с вами, товарищи, в этом нет необходимости.



Кончилось тем, что я взял вот эту песню:



и слегка - вообще совсем слегка, он и так прекрасен - адаптировал текст под Фенриса и Андерса.

Короче, вот вам текст, вот вам оригинал песни, позвольте же своему воображению дорисовать остальное!

Anders:
(spoken) Dearest Hawke, I have something important to tell you.

Fenris:
(spoken) Listen, Hawke.

Both:
There's been some confusion
In our party right away

Fenris:
But of course, it does not matter

Anders:
But of course, first goes the mission

Both:
For I know that's how you'd want me to respond.
But... there's been some confusion
For you see, our comrade is…

Anders:
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossible to describe

Fenris:
Mage.

Anders:
What is this feeling?
So sudden and new?

Fenris:
I felt it the moment
I laid eyes on you

Anders:
My pulse is rushing

Fenris:
My head is reeling

Anders:
My face is flushing

Both:
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name?
Yes! Loathing
Unadulterated loathing

Anders:
For your face

Fenris:
Your voice

Anders:
Your clothing

Both:
Let's just say – I loathe it all
Ev'ry little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure and strong!
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you
My whole life long!

Magi:
Dear Anders, you are just too good
How do you stand it? I don't think I could!
He's a terror! He's a Tartar!
We don't mean to show a bias,
But dear Anders, you're a martyr!

Anders:
Well, these things are sent to try us!

Magi:
Oh, poor Anders, forced to reside
With someone so disgusticified
We all just want to tell you
We're all on your side!
We share your

All:
Loathing!

Anders, Fenris, and All:
There's a strange exhilaration Loathing
In such total detestation Loathing
So pure, so strong Loathing

Magi:
So strong!

Anders:
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing (echo: loathing)
For forever loathing (echo: Loathing)
Truly deeply loathing Loathing you
My whole Loathing
Life long! Unadulterated loathing

Fenris:
Boo!

Anders:
Ah!

@темы: I do try my best when I really have to ©, здесь мог бы быть тег Dragon Age, но так нет ведь

Comments

[мистер Уайт]

Восхитительно вышло, ящитаю

[Captain Awkward]

Эли_Линч

[TheHappyEnd]

Сугеее, правда со своим скромным знанием инглиша не все поняла

[Captain Awkward]

TheHappyEnd ну, если суть понятна, то это главное)

[стотыщ проблем]

Медаль вам, вот правда!

[Captain Awkward]

Dimethyl Sulfoxide *скромно ковыряет землю носком ботинка*